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Funny the things you think about first thing in the morning when you're waiting for the coffee machine to burp through its cycle.

Some ridiculous. Some profound. But isn't everything at that time in the morning?

Who are we?

A couple of old geezers.

Lapérouse was a French explorer who got lost and had no Stanley to seek him out. Louis XVI  - who sponsored his voyage - asked on the morning of his execution "Is there any news of Lapérouse?" It doesn't rhyme in French.

Malachi is a character from a Yeats poem, a fairground stiltwalker who worries that other people's stilts may be longer than his. Must be a metaphor or something.

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